My new $2,000 lawn mower.

We had to drive to a nearby town to get the lawn mower, so I hooked-up the trailer to my car.

I pulled into the driveway to have lunch, and then backed the trailer out of the driveway and around back to unload the lawn mower.

I turned too sharp and jackknifed the trailer into the car.

So now, instead of a $1,500 lawn mower, it will cost an extra $500 to pay my insurance deductible and get the car fixed.

Repair estimate: $3,440.